Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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