I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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