its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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