Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
