haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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