Define "chronic" masturbator.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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