Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
