He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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