belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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