i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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