It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
