I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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