ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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