I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
