I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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