she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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