you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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