with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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