Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize