bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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