I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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