I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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