from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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