don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You have to summon your inner elephant
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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