Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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