i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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