I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
and you fell through a lawn chair
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