Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i just google imaged poop.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we're making bets on your personal life
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
