do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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