Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she smelled like a LAN party
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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