So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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