some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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