the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Success! We fucked roommates!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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