How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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