In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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