I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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