why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm both gender and math confused
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