You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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