am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i believe in u and ur pee
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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