hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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