We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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