I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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