Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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