Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Damn victory sex feels great
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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