**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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