He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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