I wish I could punch you in the face.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
