I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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