I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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