I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
she told me i tasted like america
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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