dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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