Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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