ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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