you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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