gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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