Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i think i have two assholes
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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