I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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