So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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